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09.06.2025 00:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

‘John Wick’ Boss Chad Stahelski Gets Candid About Franchise: “My Process Is F***ed” - The Hollywood Reporter

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Thumbs down again.

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Which race of women are the hottest?

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

43 Impulse Buys You’ve Probably Been Eyeing For A Minute, So Here’s Your Sign To Click “Add To Cart” - BuzzFeed

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Dollar General CEO turns heads with earnings-call comments - TheStreet

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

The Universe's Most Powerful Cosmic Rays May Finally Be Explained - ScienceAlert

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Destiny 2 Reveals Major Armor Stats Overhaul Coming In The Edge of Fate - The Game Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space

So they tried

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts